Tuesday, September 1, 2015

What I have learned in 54 years (updated)

Here is a list of things that I have learned over my 53 54 years of being in this world:


  1. If you act old you can get the senior discount without proof.
  2. AARP is just a scam to get your $16.
  3. Religion is the biggest and longest running scam created by Man
  4. How you are remembered after you die is the only afterlife.
  5. Women with Hot Flashes and Men that like Cold weather should be life partners
  6. The older I get the more I realize that it doesn't really matter, just do what you want.
  7. There are no true real friends - Everyone has a self serving motive
  8. There are no Selfless deeds
  9. Going one day without food will not kill you
  10. Viewing womens boobs will make you feel better
  11. Exercise everyday
  12. The people that cry discrimination and polical correctness today are the kids you would beat up in high school.