To the Crazies that knock on my Door -

I want to post this sign on my door.  I am tired of the preacher people knocking on my door to talk to me about religion.  The Jehovah Witnesses are the worst.  I found this website lists exactly what this cult believes.

"According to JW theology, a person has one of three possible destinies. The Anointed (144,000) will be in heaven to reign with Jehovah God. The rest of the faithful Jehovah's Witnesses (not of the 144,000) will live forever on a paradise Earth. Both of these classifications are determined to a great extent on membership in the Watchtower organization as well as going door-to-door spreading the message of the Watchtower. Those people who are not members of the Watchtower organization will be destroyed by Jehovah God and cease to exist. There is no concept of eternal punishment or hell in Watchtower theology (Let God Be True, pp. 90-95, 289). They also believe that men will have a second chance, after death, to be saved."

Really, only 144,000 will be in heaven?  So my guess is that if I believed then heaven is already full, so i am stuck on paradise Earth.  Dam I missed the boat!