Let me explain, here is the list posted on the article: Skip to Rules number 61 and 62. They are really all you need to know.
- Laugh. Laugh at his jokes as loud as you can, even if you’ve heard the jokes 20 million times.
No... That's creepy. - Text him, better still sext him.
I don't own a cell phone. So No - Tell him that he is your hero and you wouldn’t be happier with any other man in the world.
This is gay - Start a hobby together. Hobbies can be a unique bonding experience and will let you learn more about each other.
This is even more gay. - Cook his favourite dish. You know what they say: “The way to the man’s heart lies through…”
Yeah, sorta kinda but wont make me crazy. - Sign up for pole-dancing classes and show him couple of tricks next time you go to the night club with the pole available.
See rule #61 below - Listen. Listen to what he has to say. Sometimes it is so easy to drift off while he is talking, make the effort to listen. It is worth it.
HAHAHAHAHA, - Surprise him in the bedroom. Striptease dance — and maybe introduce whipped cream or chocolate.
See rule #62 below - Learn the new technique of kissing him (anywhere) and next time you are in the bedroom show it off.
See rule #61 below - Send him off to the quest. Give him a big problem to solve and then admire the results. Men are born doers.
NOT, - Let him spend time with his male friends. This time is very important for him. Respect it.
Gay - Get him a pet he has been dreaming of.
super gay - Let go of his annoying habits. Just ignore or completely forgive him for these habits.
Duh, we have no bad habits - Give positive reinforcement. Instead of criticizing him, find what he is doing right and praise like crazy.
What are we toddlers? - Play Monopoly (or any other board game) together.
Not even sure how to respond..... NO - Go for a walk together. To the ocean, forest or park. Enjoy holding hands and being outside.
Another gay thing - Never throw away his stuff, even if it looks way too old (and I mean ancient). Always ask him first.
See rule #61 below - Play a game of strip poker. He will really appreciate it.
See rule #61 below and save some time - Look after his health. Cook healthy foods, make sure he eats healthy lunches.
See rule #62 below - Organise a naughty night with cigars and alcohol. Make love like crazy. You can dress up for the occasion too.
Again see rule #62 below - Go on a detox together. This gives you both the opportunity of sharing torturing but insanely useful experience and gives you amazing support.
Slap me silly and call me a bitch. - When he comes back home from work, run out, jump on him Hollywood “I was waiting for your for ages” style and give him a long kiss.
Again see rule #61 - Send him an e-card with an inside joke — or just to say “I love you”.
No - Sign up for a gym — or for any other sport activity together.
Questionable, I think rule #62 applies here. - If you want something, just tell him. Do not hint. Hints are a waste of time.
Again Rule #62 - Watch his favourite movie together. And if he laughs, at least smile even if it isn’t funny for you. If you find it amusing, even better.
LOL, Rule #61 - Give him some space to be alone and enjoy his favourite book or hobby by himself.
Never, see rule #62 - Pack a surprise love-you note in his lunch box.
See Rule #61 - Organise a romantic night. Candles, romantic dinner, massage. Even if the night ends up with you falling asleep after all that food. He will appreciate the effort.
See Rule #61 - Clean his car for him. And add some nice touches, for example a post-it note with your lip prints.
See Rule #61 - Give him a face massage, manicure or pedicure. Insist — even if he seems apprehensive; as you know how to look after yourself in that regard and he is less likely to know.
See Rule #62 - Wear a matching outfit. Why do we save matching outfits only for weddings? People will definitely notice and compliment you on “being a great fit to each other”.
This is about as gay as it gets - Read something new in the area of his interest and discuss it with him.
As long as it involved rule #62 - Learn new things and talk to him about it.
See Rule #61 - Make sure that you have enough of energy for yourself, so you can share. Remember, we can give only the things we have.
See Rule #61 - Inspire and empower him by reminding him about his past successes.
See Rule #61 - Joke with him.
See Rule #62 - Plan your next vacation together.
See Rule #62 - Have a raunchy photo session for two. He is the photographer, you are the model. Use your camera (especially if you are still at the girlfriend/boyfriend stage).
See Rule #61 - Start working on reviving your passion. Try unexpected places, scenarios, role-plays.
See Rule #61 - Send your children to their grandparents and have a romantic weekend together.
See Rule #61 and #62 - Compliment him often and tell him he is (still) very manly. Being a man in 21st century is not easy.
See Rule #61 - Kiss him and hug him for no reason.
See Rule #61 - Make herbal tea and enjoy it together on the balcony/garden/backyard.
See Rule #62 - Look at him when he is talking. Give him undivided attention.
See Rule #61 - Do not floss your teeth in front of him.
See Rule #61 - Brag to your mother about something he has achieved recently, preferably while he is within earshot.
NO - Wear his favourite dress/the dress he bought for you tonight.
No See Rule #61 - Buy something nice and useful for his hobby (you might need to do some research here).
See Rule #62 - Make a nice “crafty” present. Involve your children or do it yourself.
See Rule #61 - Get some nice lingerie. It will be a present for both of you.
No, See Rule #61 - Make it a habit to kiss him every time you leave a room or the house.
See Rule #61 - Get him a good pen. Every time he writes something, he will think of you.
See Rule #62 - Have a photo session together and frame the best picture so he can take it to his office.
See Rule #61 - Ask for help — men love to feel needed.
Gay - Order balloons to be delivered to his office (for his birthday, your anniversary or just for no reason).
See Rule #61 - Cuddle up to him while watching a movie and tell him that you are not scared if he hugs you.
See Rule #62 - Ask him for advice. We all love to give advice even if people do not ask for it, so give him this opportunity to express his opinion.
See Rule #61 - Defend him like a tigress if your family or friends try to criticize him.
NO - Nothing says “I love you” like a power tool. Let him choose and then buy one.
See Rule #62 - Show up Naked.
- With Beer.
Number 61 and Number 62 are the only rules you need to follow to "make your man crazy about you.
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